By Jim Chandley
Roughly translated, that headline means it’s time for me to pick the NFL playoffs from start to finish. Here goes nothing…
The Jets and Bengals kick things off today at the penitentiary. Sadly, I think the Jets can and will win this game. I hope I’m wrong. I want to be wrong. But I won’t be wrong. Jets 21-Bengals 14
This leads us to Eagles/Cowboys III. After winning in their own building on Sunday, the ‘Boys get to host Philly again and this time it’s win or go home. I say the Igles haven’t emptied the war chest. They pull 0ut some things that they conditioned the Cowboys to react to in a certain way last weekend and move on.
On Sunday, the Patriots host the Ravens for the second time this season. Although the Pats will have a tougher time than before (no Wes Welker) so will the Ravens (Gillette Stadium in January). I say the Pats win in a messy, ugly game. Patriots 17-Ravens 12
The last game of wildcard weekend gives the are-you-kidding-me-NFL Arizona Cardinals a chance to HOST the Green Bay Packers. Green Bay is just better. End of story. Packers 34-Cardinals 14
So the bracket is set with eight teams remaining. The Pats/Chargers and Jets/Colts play to reach the AFC Championship game. Same on the other side with the Eagles/Saints and Packers/Vikings. This really is a pretty great slate of games. You know me, I have no reason to pump up the NFL, but these games would be great.
I’m guessing the Jets and Colts go first. The Jets will have won 4 in a row (beginning with beating Indy before anyone else) while Indy will be playing their first meaningful game in a month. This is exactly when you want the Colts. And they can’t play the Patriots in this game, the only team that might light that extra fire under them. They are perfectly set up (is there any such thing as a “trap game” in the playoffs?). Seyton Manning gag job. Jets 21-Colts 18
Next should be Eagles and Saints in the Big Easy. The Saints are done. If you’ve been watching, they are about as lively as the Republican Party is right now. Eagles 24-Saints 7
Pats at Chargers will be interesting. I want to say the Pats win, because I love them and Norvell Turner is a waste of space and time. But I can’t. The Chargers are much more talented than the Patriots, they’re playing better than the Patriots are, they ARE better. Chargers 17-Patriots 14
Packers at Vikings. Does it get any bigger than this? I guess if it were at Lambeau, that would be bigger. I think Green Bay is playing much better right now. Despite my hatred for him, I have to admit that Brett Favre changes almost every game he plays in. He wins a lot of games for his team, and he loses about as many for his team. But either way, which Brett Favre shows up determines a lot. I believe that on an average day, the Packers are better than the Vikings. I’m picking the Pack and figuring that beast/warrior/freak-of-nature/Highlander/Tasmanian devil Brett Favre doesn’t show up. Packers 24-Vikings 10
Championship Games!
The NFC will play at Green Bay, the 5 seed. So they have a big edge. I think Philly has the better QB, perhaps the better offense overall. Green Bay’s defense is better, although not as much better as many think. I will say Eagles win. Eagles 24-Packers 17
And the Jets travel to San Diego to get killed. There is no reason for the Jets to get to this game. But I put them there (deal with it). Now, it’s time for them to die. San Diego 43-Jets 7
Superbowl:
READ MY LIPS: NORV TURNER LOSES THIS GAME FOR THE CHARGERS.
The Eagles will win 24-21. They have a team with less talent, including a slight edge to the bolts at QB. They will be playing in warm weather. They will have a well rested and healthy team. There will be every reason for them to win the big one. And Norvell will mismanage something critical, sending Philly fan to get drunk with those guys from Always Sunny.
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